The art of running away from lifes situations Edit
To run away from this death trap take the next train away from your dwelling and start happy slapping the scared looking gang of heavily koala armed chavs in the second.3 compartment. Dive out the train spectacularly into a dissaproving old granny and marry a scouser from France.
Congratulations you have your new life (Warning should not be attempted by cheese under the age of consent).
Or you could play some more Koala Quest 61.