The guy that said "That's just a bit of foam falling off, we'll fix it up when they get back".
The guy that said "My mother-in-law is harmless".
The guy that said "Those condoms are so safe."
The guy that said "It's unsinkable!!!"
The guy that said "Nothing is impossible." (You ever try to slam a revolving door, jackass?) (Actually, it is worth noting that it is possible to slam a revolving door. Simply place a nice large object, such as a trolley, in the gap between door and frame, and slam away!)
Therefore, the guy that said you can't slam a revolving door