Beak careful how you tweet my love”

Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.

Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.

Penguins are better thanEdit

Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.

A haiku about pengwingsEdit

They kill everyone.
Even bowties they are.

By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!

See alsoEdit

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