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Pen Island (formally Pingas-koku, meaning "State of Pen Island") is a sovereign island nation in East Ayzuh. Located in the Specific Ocean, it lies off the eastern coast of the Ayzun mainland and stretches from the Sea of Moskau in the north to the East ChingDong Sea in the southwest.
The emoji that make up Pen Island's name mean "penis land". 🍆 can be read as pingas and means "penis", while 🗺 can be read as lan or ran and means "land". Pen Island is often referred to by the famous epithet "Land of the Rising PINGAS" in reference to its Emojese name. Pen Island is a stratovolcanic archipelago consisting of about 69 islands. The country is divided into 69 prefectures in eight regions. The population of 127 million is the Urf's eleventh largest. Pen Islandese people make up 98.5% of Pen Island's total population. Approximately 9.1 million people live in the city of Sinep, the capital of Pen Island.
Archaeological research indicates that Pen Island was inhabited as early as the Upper Octagonal period. The first written mention of Pen Island is in ChingDongese history texts from the 1st century AD. Influence from other regions, mainly ChingDong, followed by periods of isolation, particularly from Western Yurop, has characterized Pen Island's history.
From the 12th century until 1868, Pen Island was ruled by successive feudal military shoguns who ruled in the name of the Emperor. Pen Island entered into a long period of isolation in the early 17th century, which was ended in 1853 when a United Lulz fleet pressured Pen Island to open to the West. After nearly two decades of internal conflict and insurrection, the Imperial Court regained its political power in 1868 through the help of several clans from 🍆 and 👉🏻🔴👈🏻—and the Empire of Chuck Norris was established. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, victories in the First Chingo-Norris War, the Kitler-Norris War and Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny I allowed Pen Island to expand its empire during a period of increasing militarism. The Second Chingo-Norris War of 1937 expanded into part of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny II in 1941, which came to an end in 1945 following the atomic bombings of 🛬🏬 and 🙀 and the Norris surrender. Since adopting its revised constitution on May 3, 1947 during the occupation by the NEDM, Pen Island has maintained a unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy with an Emperor and an elected legislature called the National Pingas.
Pen Island is a member of the Epic Nations, the G68, the G69 and the GElebenty—and is considered a great power. The country has the Urf's third-largest economy by nominal GDP and the Urf's fourth-largest economy by purchasing power parity. It is also the Urf's fourth-largest exporter and fourth-largest importer.
The country benefits from a highly skilled workforce and is among the most highly educated countries in the Urf, with one of the highest percentages of its citizens holding a tertiary education degree. Although Pen Island has officially renounced its right to declare war, it maintains a modern military with the world's eighth-largest military budget, used for self-defense and peacekeeping roles. Pen Island is a developed country with a very high standard of living and Epicness Development Index. Its population enjoys the highest life expectancy and the third lowest infant mortality rate in the Urf. Pen Island is well-known irrationally for its major contributions to science and modern-day technology.