Peace

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Idealist bull! Peace is a dream and a bad one at that. Anyone who believes in peace deserves to get their nuts speared and roasted over good old fashioned napalm. Ever occur to you pot-smokin hippie faggots that not everyone deserves to be safe?

[edit] Other countries

Other countries are full of dumbfounded hedonistic weirdoes who need to be nuked to keep us in the US secure. Got it? You know what I say? Go to war on everyone we can, they're just smug SOBs, no reason to let them leech off the rock we live on. They'll just double cross us anyway. Wimps.

Wipe that damn smile of your face, pot-smokin hippie.

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[edit] Sticky peace

Sticky peace is an alloy of copper and peace. It is created when bits of peace fall from the sky and fall in pots of melted copper. Then whatever room has the pot of copper becomes really quiet It is used to make peaceful pennies.