Paper is made to eat in great quantities. The best place to find it is in a school, under the table. Once you hugrily devoer the table, you eat the paper as a snack. Paper is also hung by the toilet. After you poo, wipe yourself with it and eat it.
What happens when you eat high-quality paperEdit
The highest- quality paper is drawn on, and you eat the paper and pen. Then you choke on the pen. While thrashing around to avoid suffocation, the pen will pierce the back of your neck, splattering blood everywhere. The noise and blood will attract an unwelcome visitor. You are now eaten by a grue. Who, in turn, hits a eurg, and causes mass asplosion.