You might think this is about a slice of apple pie. Of course, anyone would think that. But would you rather ride that bike? Or is it too generic?
Well, if it is, then you must take some fetta cheese and cube it. To cube fetta cheese, of course, you would need an iPod. However, it must have a combination of classical music, instrumentals with minimal human voices, and Fall Out Peas.
Let's get it started... Edit
Indeed, even apples could eat Fianos. Fianos are much tastier than pianos. Therefore, a pen, pencil, and various sheets of paper are required.
Spam is required Edit
Ginger spam salad.
Don't you dare tell me there is no such thing, when you were clearly cheating on your math test!
Don't you deny that! I saw you! You were eating your folder!
By the way, have you seen my drum set? You know, the one the crab shoved a fish through? No? Darn.
I never said le floof was le fwoof! What about Kelly Clarkson, eh? Hold on a tic, I have to answer the phone. Okay, never mind. Hey, a plastic sphere!