Hurrah! Another T-Mobile rip off!

Orange are a French mobile company which send you texts at midnight asking for you to try out their new video service when your phone is in black and white and can barely text. They try to appeal to the public by making balloons in twee animal shapes and letting them fly away but that usually ends up as a pigeon death trap. They constantly copy other mobile phone providers with the same offers and looks but just end up fecking that up more. They decided a few years ago to visit Britain and see if their phone market needed crapping up and it did so they proceeded to bring their dirty deeds overseas.

This was wrote by a annoyed orange customer after they sent him MORE STUPID TEXT MESSAGES!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!