For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about One, or simply go here.

“One Thing on My Mind (song)”

One is one strange number. Strangely numb lumber. Or perhaps lubber. In any case, one is always one you can count on. Unlike that pesky symbol, 1. Who does it think it is!? There can only be one one, for fluff's sake!

One is also the loneliest number. Two can be as bad as one. Three is a crowd. But four is a party! Gaaagh!

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