“Let's start a nukular warrrrrr!!!”
If you do come across a nuclear warhead, please, before you blow something up, ask yourself the following: What would Jesus nuke? That's right, you know the answer is popcorn. Everything else becomes such a mess in the microwave for you to clean up.
What the headline said.
Though to be honestEdit
You won't be laughing any more when you're dead.