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"okay, fine, i'll transfer you now"

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but that shouldn't worry the agent, as he skulks from apartment to apartment, seeking new blood for an experiment into meta-tarsal non-entitities

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10 years later, another call from Paris

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Trnsferring now to Extension 4474