My big mouse is huge. Believe me, it's the biggest mouse you're ever gonna get. It is truly a mouse of unbelievable proportions.
Scientists are currently testing whether my big mouse is a computer mouse or a living mouse. I think it may be a living one, since my mouse mat is covered in the faeces of a small mammal. Actually, considering how big my big mouse is, it's the feces of a large mammal. Oddly my big mouse's poopy is still small. Maybe those scientists will find a cause for that as well.
I get the tests on my big mouse back at the next full moon. Then I will know for sure.
Well I would if my mouse hadn't ran off with some floozy mouse Trap!
I guess now we're never know...