Damn he’s über. Muffin the Mule is the recently-appointed general of the Subbuteoan army, succeeding Mickey Moüse, after having been sacked by Germany for losing world war two. Muffin the Müle is world-famous for brutality, and has much fun with the following things:
- Post-mortal ejaculation
- Beheading anyone who is suspected of being someone we wouldn’t like very much
- Making The Magic Roundabout
- Sitting on all faces
- Sitting on American faces
Muffin the Müle is awesome, and he has paper and pills to prove it.