Damn he’s über. Muffin the Mule is the recently-appointed general of the Subbuteoan army, succeeding Mickey Moüse, after having been sacked by Germany for losing world war two. Muffin the Müle is world-famous for brutality, and has much fun with the following things:

  • Necropedophilia
  • Post-mortal ejaculation
  • Beheading anyone who is suspected of being someone we wouldn’t like very much
  • Making The Magic Roundabout
  • Sitting on all faces
  • Necrocoprophagia
  • Sitting on American faces
  • Miscellaneous

Muffin the Müle is awesome, and he has paper and pills to prove it.


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