What you just read was famous lyrics from Girls Aloud's new song, Put Your Mop In My Bucket, a horrific song that turned out to be about heroin abuse.

Mop buckets are funny simply because it says 'mop' in it, and because many many people have gotten pregnant from mop juice (for sale at Placenta Cuisine at low low prices!).

Others have drowned, many have frowned, but never has Jalfrezi been a gallon of mop juice.

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