Moose moo evilly, bringing forth the meep, and sometimes exists as D4 merger of goose and mightily Mighty Moos! Evil, foul, restless cookies storm your cabbage under supervision from a garbage can composed of logic and filled to the brim with sanity. Useless, the cheese is, when combined with table chairs without arms and legs.
Beware especially of the salmon moose, for it is fishy beyond belief! Regular moose, on the other hand, is a regular at many fishy restaurants, and has been seen chewing on trimmed password hashes on multiple occasions.