A typical Window 95.

You will surrender your will to the empire. We make money out of your computing habits, mortal!

Mortal! Surrender your will to the almighty Windows Vista! It's slow, it's insecure, but damn it makes us a lot of money!

Please ignore the nsa agents using the secret back door key.

Yes, mortal. You cannot escape our wrath! When you download Linux, you're downloading communism, plain and simple! something decent!

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