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“You know how to make love with me”
Cleavage

This will get guys a-foppin'; they'll spill their own milk on this!

My time of madness pleasuring myself and thinking about others during it

~ Kate Susan on masturbation

"I would be a liar if I said that without my discovery of masturbation, I would have been motivated enough to discover something like electricity. Though no discovery or invention I ever made could come close to comparing."

~ Benjamin Franklin, 1781

Master bating is an uncommon misconsception found everywhere but not African't. Masturbating often refers to the terms dictated by the dictactorial tic tac's tactics. I like your gown. I like yours. It is also common slang for the world-wide known pimp Master Bates. Masturbating is in no way like what you might think it is. It's a million times better.

Indeed.

Master BaitingEdit

In the 18th Century, servants would play games with their Masters, often filling the beer keg with urine before serving and spitting in the hamburgers. This trend, so scientists have claimed, was the start of the Master Baiting craze. It died out during the mid 20th century when stocks of orange fruit juice ran out.

Master BearEdit

Medieval nickname for a kind of landlord who took everything in his own hand.

Fop'n Edit

Strokin'. Pleasure in the fondling of your own puss, tits, or dick. Some can orgasm without touching, just thinking. Thoughts of lovers or people you really like or feel romantic about motivating your fantasies causing hand action, even speaking to a person not even there. Feeling like you're pissing. Enlarging penis or clit, vaginal walls tightening and squeezing. Ending up with a re - limped dick, or increased vaginal moisture.

Female masturbation Edit

   
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It's about you, but it's done by me
Tamia Hill, the TRUE Sophisticated Lady
It's about love, and the lust of me,
Too much rubbin', and not enough of you, baby!!!

The big guy in the middle rocks the boat with rhythm
'cause baby, it's a high for me
Rubbin' on my clit, all… open and hot for you, baby,
yes baby, you're a high for me!!!
   
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Tamia

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