Martian Chaphunter
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Martian Chaphunter is green, yet he is also red, blue and white. Who is this?
I DUNNO?
Maybe it's....(DUN DARUN DUN DIDDLEDOO DEE DAA DOO DUN DARUN DUN!!!)
Martian CHAPHUNTER!
Or is it?
He is ,actually. Blah.
[edit] Background
His real name is er.....Jeffrey Chapstick? Well...er...something like that. Anyway, he was born in Britain and not Kansas, or was that Superchap?.
Meh, deal with it!
He died in 1777, the age of thingermabob.
Yet, his name was not bob, it was Jeff.
Chapstick.
[edit] Powers
- Chap detecting - Detects chaps
- Laser beam - Directed towards chaps
- Chapchopping hands of chapchopping doom.
- Being a chap.
AND WHAT A CHAP HE IS!
