A Maptop is a juicy combination of a laptop and a moptop. Known perportertrators of the aforementioned include John Lemon, Dave from Chas 'n' Dave and Jimmy Grimble. Known cheese bucket bananas include Eeble, Sonk and my mate Bob.
A versatile device, one can wipe the floor and check one's emails at the same time, something that even fifty seconds ago nobody thought possible. Or even necessary, for that matter.