- Warning: this article may have been written by a Microsoft Officer
Mac users use tools of mass destruction. What a concept!
They are very proud of their
computers heaps of trash, for some weird reason, and don't seem to realize that PCs are better. They boast that their computers are "cooler looking". Well, maybe they are. But looks aren't everything...
Mac Users Edit
- You, which is probably experiencing the kernel panic as we speak.
- Your Mom, see above.
- Adam West, staring in horror at the Sad Mac on his screen.
- Oprah, trying to write her script but keeps getting the autonomous shutdown.
What Macs Can Do Edit
- Nothing, except boast their kernel panic screen.
- Be annoying. Especially when that Sad Mac is in your face.
- Take up space, on your desk and in your bin.
- Annoy PC users, because we get tired of smashing those Macs up. Sledgehammers ain't light to be carrying around for a day.
- Force a whole nation to grab their guns and head out to the Mac factory to do some Mac huntin'.
- make you buy a pc
- fuck up everything