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'HELLO COMPUTER' is not recognised as an internal or external command, operable program or batch of files that fell off of a lorry on the way to dover, and were swiftly horded away by Barry Scott
Printer could not be found, it may be buried under the big red X, or that hobo who has a newly found printer might know how to help us find it.
Stupid user detected, euthanizing user for his or her own good
Any key depressed, initiation of ejector seat started
Ejection cannot be cancelled, take the computer back to the shop or this computer will steal your beverage that is placed cleverly in the disc drive.
C>:"Give me a hug"
C>:"Come on don't be like that."