Current Mood: Fanatical
Current Music: They Might Be Giants - It's a Lovely Tie Okay What What
Current Location: Your Mom, LOL
Current Food: Arizona
Current Obsession: Stephen Colbert's right ear
Current Regret: The '90s
Current Current: The one that's wearing a hat
Current Affair: Remember that show?
Current Bra Size: A++++ WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN
Current Glass: Ira
Current Sonnet: O Belch
Current Slinky: Running for president
Current Furry: Maximillian Delacroix (you're welcome)
Current Epoch: The Stoned Age
Current List: Those suck.