Life is like elmo, it's red, wooly and "knows where to hit you!"

~ Big Bird looking out for danger

Life is me but not me, sort of like this but not dis this. Help me out here Gary!

~ Gibbering idiot failing to speak properly or remember his chain of thought during an interview about life.

Life is like Porn, it's enjoyed by billions and created by bearded men

~ Man caught m*sturbating by his mother mixing his life analogy up with a mental image.

Go ask your mother

~ Confuddled man on lifes deeper issues.

Life is like death, except with life in it.

~ A Poor-Man's Philosopher on the rise of terrorism in southern america

Life is like a rainforest, except you probably have more parrots.

~ Dennis the Menace on how gay Walter is

Life is like a toilet, although it is less toilety and has more toilets, unless of course you are a toilet, in which case you remind me of God lol."

~ Noel Edmunds

Life is sorta like, um, yeah.

~ Person with creativity issues

Life is like a hardcore gay porno, in that I am currently watching one involving a fish head, and my my, the things that boy can do with his hair, which brings me to the conclusion that I have just revealed my penchant for rent boys and shall henceforth eat myself, insofar as it may be, so it seems.

~ John Prescott (just ignore him)

Life is like a box of chocolates. You always get eaten.

~ A man made out of chocolate

Life is like an extinguished joke that eventually, after previous hilarity, causes people to lose footing and come up with really crap things in an article

~ This article on itself

Life is like URDAD lolz

~ Death Cheese on how wooden your acting skills are

Life is like, something involving hotness

~ Paris Hilton on battle scars

Life is similar to the fact that I require you to add to this article, now, slag!

~ Ross Kemp on forcing you to write a Barry Scott quote, a quote involving the word Wang and to follow the adverts on this webpage until your computer gets a virus

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.