“Life is like elmo, it's red, wooly and "knows where to hit you!"”
~ Big Bird looking out for danger
“Life is me but not me, sort of like this but not
dis this. Help me out here Gary!”
~ Gibbering idiot failing to speak properly or remember his chain of thought during an interview about life.
“Life is like Porn, it's enjoyed by billions and created by bearded men”
~ Man caught m*sturbating by his mother mixing his life analogy up with a mental image.
“Go ask your mother”
~ Confuddled man on lifes deeper issues.
~ A Poor-Man's Philosopher on the rise of terrorism in southern america
~ Dennis the Menace on how gay Walter is
“Life is sorta like, um, yeah.”
“Life is like a hardcore gay porno, in that I am currently watching one involving a fish head, and my my, the things that boy can do with his hair, which brings me to the conclusion that I have just revealed my penchant for rent boys and shall henceforth eat myself, insofar as it may be, so it seems.”
~ John Prescott (just ignore him)
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You always get eaten.”
“Life is like an extinguished joke that eventually, after previous hilarity, causes people to lose footing and come up with really crap things in an article”
~ This article on itself
“Life is like URDAD lolz”
~ Death Cheese on how wooden your acting skills are
“Life is like, something involving hotness”
~ Paris Hilton on battle scars
“Life is similar to the fact that I require you to add to this article, now, slag!”