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Life

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Life! Don't talk to me about life.

~ that one robot on life

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[edit] About life

It's probably just another scheme by the government.

Or, if you'd prefer a better explanation, life is biospheres, cells, molecules, and all that.

But, really, it's just another scheme by the government.

[edit] The government

THEY'RE SCHEMING, I TELLS YOU. THEY'RE ALL SPYING ON US! NOWHERE IS SAFE! NOT EVEN WITH YOUR TINFOIL HATS!

[edit] Marvin

I'm so depressed.

[edit] Emo

I'm depressed more depressed than you.

[edit] Coldplay Fan Who Has A Really Happy View Of This Cruel, Cruel, World

What's there to be sad about? WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD! YEAH WE DO, YEAH WE DO!

[edit] Harry Potter Fan Who Has a Really Depressing View of This Cruel, Cruel World

What's there to live for? Dumbledore diiiiiiiiiiiiiiied. (sob) And my letter from Hogwarts still hasn't come yet!