Language is the scientific termonology for "guage of the lan'". To measure how well the lan' is doing you need a language. Languages generally cost a penny more than you have on you and generally take up a bit too much space. When you have your language feed it nightly and water it with French to make it tough.
So I found that extra penny and have bought the language; now what? Edit
I don't know but I think the instructions printed on the inverse of the language tell you what to do in fluent Scouse. The literal translation is something like:
- Many innocent hardy hardy har
No one is quite sure what the point of the instructions is and if they are actually printed in Germanese which would make them say:
- Many Innocent gerdy gerdy ger
Tests based on the instructions have resulted in the progression of nuclear warfare and helped to create Subbuteo's Koala fetish.