For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about John, or simply go here.

John is the random little man bizarre supernatural being that is behind everything in this world.

Personality of JohnEdit

  • John likes eating cheese.
  • John likes eating you.
  • John is a person.
  • And so are you. OH NO THE RHYME POLICE! HELP! GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM ME! Why is everything so dark?...

John's MealsEdit

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