“By Yiminy!! It's an article!!! An article it is!!!!!”
Until one day, when his old so-called uncle from the lands of COWWWWSSSS! whose name was Coont Oolaf, tried to steal his banana-huge money-vat of something dash dot dot this is Morse code.
He tried to tie Jiminy's car to a train but they were carried along to Russia.
So in the end, no one wins, except some dude in a football match, some real fat dude.
And by yiminy, that's a yiminy!
Yiminy it is....indeed.