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Italy

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Italee is to be the glee of we, blee!

~ Fabio Capello (via translator. He really should get a new one)

Italy was invented at the dawn of time itself.

No it's a bumblebee. Right there. On your skull.

[edit] The boy who ate Italy

A five-year-old boy once ate the whole of Italy and brought it up in the local basin. No one was harmed by this incident. Capt JFK.

[edit] Notable exports

Pizza and Pizza Poking. And Vespas.

[edit] See also