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So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it.

ME: So...er, how are you?

YOU: You.

ME: What?

YOU: I am you.

ME: (rolls eyes) I know that.

YOU: Well I don't.

ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too!

YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me.

ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME!

YOU: No, I am you.

ME: (takes axe)

NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU!

ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!!

NEW YOU: Eh.... what?

ME: BEHAVE!!!

NEW YOU: Eh... what?

ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily)

NEW YOU: Eh... what?

ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY?

PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside.

ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?

PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer.

NEW YOU: Eh...what?

ME: (takes axe from dead old you's body)

And so kids, what is the moral of the story?

Don't do drugs!

Yes...very go........wait a minute....that has NOTHING to do with the story!

But what's the moral then?

Er...uh......go ask your mother.