int is 3/7ths of an integer, or 4/8ths of an 1|\|7393r. integers were invented early in the history of man to obfuscate the denotation of any numeral. The importance of ints is wholey not complex and mathematicians usually consider them rational, however some fail to see the point.
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The reason int exists, even though it is seemingly made redundant by integers, is due to the actions of that Linus Tovalds, who stole the other 4/7ths of integer. This is a ploy to make the C language unusable, and to confuse hackers by making a seemingly open source OS, linux, unreadable and thus practically closed source.
Famous or well known intsEdit
0 - The loserinest of all ints. If combined with any other number, the other number will instantly turn to a 0, making 0 one of the few viruses capable of infecting maths. Becuase of 0, the proof that 1 = 2 doesn't function.
- 1 - The least powerful int. When any number is combined with 1, it makes no difference, similarly to giving a hooker AIDS; it does nothing, as she already has it.
- 911 - The biggest, most conspiring number in the world, september 11. If rung on an american telephone, the Thought Police come to your house, and their shenanigans are best observed while high.
- 69 - A misunderstood int, the center of many jokes about its rotational symetry. It is in fact the number 1 after 66 and 1 before 67.
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All ints should be treated as dangerous and sprayed with bug spray. Repeated exposure to ints can lead to Programmer's syndrome, a poorly understood disease characterised by excessive computer use and Communism. Anyone with it should be immediately eaten.
int x = 0; printf("%d", x);
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