June 26, 2008

Joey Bowman, a 67-year-old resident of Colorado, says he is all set to finish a sentence he has been speaking for the last fifty years.

"Yeah, I remember that. Back in (quick calculation on a supercomputer) 1958, he started on, 'Hey, could you get me the.' And he just trailed off. I never thought it would amount to anything, but he sure proved me wrong," a friend said.

Joey still refuses to say how the sentence will end.

He says he will finish it "next Sunday," but others are skeptical. "He pulled this stunt a few years back. Left us hanging. What a liar," said one of his enemies.