You hurl the dead cat towards the midget. The midget tries to dodge, but the tail ends up slapping him in the face. Enraged, the midget points his shotgun at you, and... MEOW! Turns out it was actually a shotgun that shoots cats. Surprised, you contemplate this for a short, whort while before falling at the hands of feline death.
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to activate the ressurection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?