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So you want to write a good HowTo, but you don't have any good ideas? First off, relax. This is Illogicopedia, so literally any idiot can do it. Unlike normal space articles, you can't steal HowTo articles from Uncyclopedia because they will be too coherent. No, no. Instead, you should steal my ideas!

As luck would have it, I happened to write down this list of HowTo ideas last night at the pub:


  • HowTo:snarl the Texas toast
  • HowTo:snarl a(n) jellifying Texas toast
  • HowTo:snarl the pugnacious Texas toast
  • HowTo:snarl the pugnacious ovens
  • HowTo:exhaustedly snarl
  • HowTo:snarl a(n) Texas toast
  • HowTo:snarl the pugnacious ovens
  • HowTo:snarl the Texas toast
  • HowTo:snarl
  • HowTo:snarl the pugnacious ovens
  • HowTo:exhaustedly snarl
  • HowTo:snarl a(n) pugnacious Texas toast exhaustedly while jellifying the ovens


Just pick a title and run with it. Feel free to use anyone you like, I don't care. I go to Uncyclopedia anyway.