Beak careful how you tweet my love”

Here is how to make a bird shut up:


  1. Open the door of the cage where the bird is in.
  2. Go closely to the bird.
  3. Bang the cage softley.
  4. Yell at the top of your lungs, "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  5. Done.

how to shut the darn thing upEdit

wistle at the bird and shhhh him


Things You'll NeedEdit



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