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“Eat me on the moon!”
Open ze jar, and take ze pickel, zen you take a bite of ze pickel and chew. Salivate and szwallow. Now repeat until all you can chew up your fingers, but don't 'cause that'll hurt! Unless ze food hurtze you firzst!