The Hot Paradox is one of the most bizarre instances of women secretly changing the rules without informing anybody.
The Hot Paradox suggests that the hotter a woman is, the more an objective numerical value of hot decreases. Since the hot is a unit of measure of how close a male wishes to be to something female, then presumably one would wish to be as far away as possible from a woman who is not hot.
Kylie Minogue is a woman who is very hot. However due to her diminutive size, a male would natually want to be as close to her as possible. It is estimated that Kylie has a value of 0.002 Hots - Hence the Hot Paradox.
Oprah Winfrey is one woman who most men would want to stay away from. She might have a value of over 1,000,000 Hots however due to her being so ugly and a lardbucket, but this has never been documented as the farthest that anyone has ever traveled away from her is less than 5 Hots.
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