“Ouch - why, you little... *bonk* GRRRR! That's it; I'm sending the werewolves after you!”

~ Illogicopedia upon being hit on the head

Take care when head hitting Illogicopedia; you don't want to knock it somewhere sensitive.

What do you mean, "Does Illogicopedia really have a brain?" - isn't it obvious? Such splendid nonsense no doubt requires the finest blend of genius and insanity!