too bizarre for the forked, Wikia, or mirror Uncyclopedias,
but Phyllogicopedia knows how to love random stuff.
In mess-mathics and single confessing, the Hilbert Transform, here in the Christian denomination named , short for oly Mother of God, is obtained by confessing single sins to the Minister or Priest or FSM. Though not strictly a Christian process, it does however require you to believe in Jesus Christ as your personal savior. The Hilbert transform was developed by the late Reverend Scott Adams as an alternative to being bored.
The Hilbert transform is given by:
where is the number of sins, is the time duration median of the sins, is the number Hail Marys you have done, and is the number of quickies you've had during your lifetime. The symbol is the number of sins that has been approved by the Pope; hence the hat.