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I mean it!Edit

If you are reading this, call the police, I'm being kidnapped by dinosaur........ GAGGHH!



Don't make me ask again!Edit


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Fine, I will lick your feet, now pleaseee?Edit


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  • Diego Boneta as Drew Boley, an aspiring rocker who works as a busboy at The Bourbon Room.
  • Julianne Hough as Sherrie Christian, Drew's love interest who works as a waitress at The Bourbon Room but wishes to be an actress.
  • Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx, the lead singer of Arsenal.
  • Russell Brand as Lonny Barnett, the narrator of the story, the manager of The Bourbon Room and a close friend of Dennis.
  • Alec Baldwin as Dennis Dupree, the owner of The Bourbon Room and a close friend of Lonny.
  • Bryan Cranston as the Mayor, who along with his wife, plans to shut down The Bourbon Room.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones as the Mayor's wife, who wants to shut down The Bourbon Room.
  • Kevin Nash as Stacee Jaxx's body guard
  • Mary J. Blige as Justice Charlier, the owner of The Venus Club.
  • Paul Giamatti as Paul Gill
  • Malin Åkerman as Constance Sack
  • Will Forte as Mitch Miley
  • Anya Garnis as Destiny
  • Constantine Maroulis, Porcelain Black, Kidus Henok, Sebastian Bach and Nuno Bettencourt will feature in various cameos throughout the film.

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