Health Police
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Warning. You have been suspected of a minor cold and have displayed signs of individuality. You have 30 seconds to comply. I don't know what you should comply to, but do it anyway!
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[edit] I mean it!
If you are reading this, call the police, I'm being kidnapped by dinosaur........ GAGGHH!
TELL LOUISE I HATE THEM AND THEY GUNNA PAY ME IN CASH, NO TICKETS! C ,LÇB~CF
GOORKKK!
[edit] Don't make me ask again!
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[edit] Damn. Pleaseeee?
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[edit] Fine, I will lick your feet, now pleaseee?
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[edit] Okay, I'll come back in a century, as you wish
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