“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?”
| Black Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet!|
Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz mutha fucka! Happikat iz like da bomb.
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- Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Invincibility: He is invincible. He doesn't even need to respawn.
- Head Detach: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around.
- Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
- Chapstick Bazookas: He can shoot Chapstick Bazookas out of his mouth (3 at a time) whether his head is attached or not. These create gigantic explosions underwater and cause buildings that they pass to suddenly go up in smoke. He can direct them to drop onto the ground or float like a low-flying airplane.
- NEDM: The most famous power, and the one that gives the art of random destruction and sheer power its name. When he says "NEDM", all the people nearby get Happycat heads and a cool song plays. He recently found a new way to do it; when somebody says "any", he interrupts by saying "DM", which causes the head of the person he interrupted to turn into a Happycat head and the cool song to play.
|The Moon is currently blowed up by Happycat.|
Happycat blows up the moon! Happycat can, and he will. And he did.
How he did itEdit
No, he didn't NEDM it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of clones of himself, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Happycat said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".
- He likes chapstick, cheezburgers, double cheezburgers, punching the keys, and monkeys dressed as butlers.
- He hates sadness, plastic packaging, doom music, and telemarketers.
- He killed Bonzi Buddy once, but Bonzi respawned. Bonzi is evil.
- He runs a cheezburger restaurant called Has Burger to raise money for the Universal NEDM Army.
- He made the letters N, E, D, and M popular.