Grandmaster Flash

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“Flash, aaah!”

~ Freddie Mercury on Grandmaster Flash

“Stunning; blindingly so!”

~ Francis E. Dec on Grandmaster Flash

Grandmaster Flash can code in Adobe Flash at forty seven lines per second. WITHOUT THE SCRIPT ASSIST! But wait, that's nothing. He knows all the functions off by heart, and can make a shape tween in a flash just by looking at it! Rumour even has it he programmed most of the Internet's .swf files in one fifteen minute lunch break, including the ones at Albinoblacksheep.com. But that's just stupid.

He is the brother of Grandmaster Fash, the former presenter of Gladiators, and the grandson of Grandfather Flash, who was the original Flash Gordon.