“Is he related to Gordon Lightfoot?”
“No Tamia, but he is related to Charlie Brown”
|Term of office:||2007 – 2007⅜|
|Succeeded by:||Bony Tlair|
|Date of birth:||Yesterday|
|Place of birth:||Elvisland|
|Date of death:||--|
|Place of death:||--|
|Political party:||New Labour|
Goredon Brown is the estranged brother of Gordon Bennett responsible for the death of the United Kingdom economy and the decline of the Scottish football team. Thus, he is most suited to the role of chief burgerator of the British Aisles. Would you like ties with that?
- Brown carries three apples, two sandwiches and a Mars bar in that red case.
- He is often cited as Mum's Superman. Evidence for this can be found in the following video: