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...but He loves us!

~ George Carlin

“The Ancient of Noodles loves you”

“He knows how to love you”

Why God hates us all Edit

"The main reason God hates everyone is that he is jealous because we have more beer than him. Being a highly regarded super-hyper-being of unimaginable power has its drawbacks, as the big guy is allowed no beer because he might get drunk and accidentally wipe out our universe." -source adapted from the Book 'Why humans can all go kill themselves with forks' by Lord mayor of nothing, Michael Winner

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