God
From Wackypedia
God is a guy that can fly around the universe and can make awesome omelettes. He also brings presents to children every year on December 25th (oh wait, that's the Easter Bunny). He is half wombat, half human, half squid, half nightlight, half sourdough bread. God is also Dog spelled backwards.
“ There's a little bit god in everyone of us - except them, and especially not they! ”
~ The Luffer on God
“There is no God”
“There is no anonymous”
~ God
Contents |
[edit] Theme song
God's themesong is as follows:
All together now!
- GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
- He can fly in the sun
- GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
- He knows how to have a lot of fun
- GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
- If you sneeze he will die
- GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
- He will eat you with his claw of doom
[edit] God's true nature
God is a homophobic, pedophillac, zoophobic, necrophillac, astronaut chicken. And omnivorous. Someone should really make some nuggets out of this God fellow. He also speaks only Japanese and prefers ketchup to catsup.
[edit] What God Thinks of His Creation
It sucks.
[edit] What People Think of God
Most people hate God. Among these are emos, goths, chickens, Mormons, ducks, cats, hippies, Satanists, people who use Microsoft, and n00bs.
However, some people are in love with God. Each night, they complain to him and ask him to do stuff for them (because they believe he has time to listen to them). Some even listen to boring lectures about him in church.
[edit] The Bible
About a zillion years ago, some dude wrote a huge book about him describing his adventures. Of course, God knows it's all lies. But the people don't know that, so they read the book, only to find out that Snape kills Dumbledore at the end of it. Oops, that was a spoiler, wasn't it? Oh well, I just saved you about 5 bucks.
