“We'd all better buy scarves, but not burn them because that would heat up the planet... or something... stop burning clothes. Global warping, bugger, I mean warming is a serious problem apparently, although I'm not entirely sure what it is. Let's give our next son an equally stupid name, eh Vic?”
~ David Beckham on Global Warming
Cool, it'll be, like, hot everywhere so it'll be like you're on holiday all the time!