|Motto: "Ich bin ein Berliner"|
|Government||Federal Parliamentary republic|
|National Hero(es)||Almighty Eszett|
|Area||Central Europe, Eastern Pacific|
|Ethnic groups||Germans, Austrians|
|Favourite pastime||going to Alicia Keys concerts in or near Germany, translating Phyllis Hyman songs into German|
Germs live in Germany and routinely rush slugs. Don't ask me why but the slugs are most disgruntled by the whole affair.
Although God likes everything, he most certainly doesn't like Germany. He thinks it is gay (even though Jesus Himself caught Yahweh wanting Zeus to touch His giggle stick, according to DarkMatter2525,) much like many countries nowadays. However the Germans especially so for their effeminate war uniforms and lederhosen.
The slugs in Germany wear itty bitty German hats. The hats are shaped like your mom's penis but upside down.That reminds me! What ever happened to germ many?
Erm... there are many of them?
Oh yes, that's right. Thanks for that factoid Gerald McClain.
Anyway when the giant apple fell on Europe, Germany ducked. BIG TIME. and everything went dark.
Germaspace is the new version of space made by German lab rats working under extreme conditions.
God hates 'em.
Siehe Auch Edit
- Phyllis Hyman (German Wikipedia)
- Alicia Keys (German Wikipedia)
- 10 Reasons Why Germany is better than America and England