Gangsters

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Gangsters also known as those lot and the guys who shot my corpse up are a bunch of guys with big stiff guns.

Contents 1 Stiffy 2 When faced with a gangster 3 See also 4 See not

[edit] Stiffy

Oh no, now I have a stiffy

Oh good, now I have a spiffy

Oh now I have none

[edit] When faced with a gangster

1. Do not under any circumstances make eye contact! They like eyes...
2. Don't even THINK about it, They like thoughts...
3. Don't ever write down your shopping list, They go apeshit over shopping lists...

[edit] See also

• Gangster Slaves

[edit] See not

• Textual based pie and mash

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