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Ftord is a gothic monkey that likes to spend his evenings eating cereal. His favourite colour is pink and his favourite meal is salade degoutante. He genuinely has an evil egg growing in his beard, and has a liquid hunting-knife strapped to his nipple. This is clearly, according to Wikipedia, the ultimate in niceness.
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