This article involves Flub Nugget. If any kind of defiance is made against it the remains of Flub Nugget that are sprinkled around this article's text will active, unleashing the power of The Magical Banana.
Flubicus Johnsun Nugget, Flub Nugget for short, is a great man who live. He was born in Guatemala, 1972. He died in 2008 in Outer Space. Flub Nugget speaks all 7,000 languages in the world. He was the creator and previous owner of The Magic Banana. Flub Nugget's only relative is his evil, jealous dog, Doodad. In 1993, Doodad stole Flub Nugget's Magic Banana for he knew of its ULTIMATE POWER.(Known as the amazing power of Arjun Sandhu)
Through a series of unfortunate events Flub Nugget won the banana back. In 2007, there was another war over the banana, which revealed that Spongebob is Doodad's father. In 2008 a few months later, there was a final battle for the banana which resulted in Spongebob dying. This adventure was a cliff hanger, not mentioning what ever happened to the banana. Ten years before all of this (1983) Flub Nugget went on his first adventure. The Magical Banana makes a small cameo in this adventure, though its name is not mentioned. Also it states that there is actually two bananas! WHAT?!?! Quote: "Only the bananas in his earholes will he use". That said ba-nan-a-zzzzz!!!!!!! Flub Nugget had a neon pink afro and a golden sweater vest. Once, he wore a red suit.we love you evan oaks
NEW THING.......FIRST PLANKING, THEN OWLING........NOW CRAB PEOPLEING........YOU WONT JUST DO SOMETHING STUPID IN SOME RANDOM PLACE, OR DO SOMETHING YOU'LL REGRET WHEN YOUR 30........... YOU'LL DO BOTH, LAUGH HYSTERICALLY, FART CORN, DRINK APPLES, EMBARRES WATER MELONS, CURE CANCER, PREFORM PORCUPINEAL SERGERGY, GREET WALRUSES,PLAY WHEELCHAIR POLO, FALL DOWN WATER SIDES, PLAY ELEPHANT TENNIS, HAVE THE NOT RIGHT BOWL OF POURAGE WITH GOLDYLOCKS, SMILE WITH BROKEN CRAYONS AND SHAVINGS, PLAY THE TUMPET TO GOATS, ROLLERSKATE IN A BUFFOLO HEARD, PENGUIN TRAPISE, MAKE NORMAL SQUIRELLS FLY, MAKE FLYING SQUIRELLS WATCH, WATCH WEIRD PANDA MATING RITIUAL, EAT THE NON SALTY POTATOE CHIP, CURE CANCER, BULLDOGS WITH SOMBREROES WILL MAGICALLY APEAR, PLATAPUSES WILL FINALLY NOT BE UGLY, UGLY BETTY……WILL STILL BE UGLY, THERE WILL BE NO FLYING CARPETS, PLAY ANIMAL DODGEBALL, LAUGH SOO HARD…THAT MILK DOESN’T COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE, LAUGH AT REJECTION, TREAT ANIMALS LIKE HUMANS, HAVE A LLAMA AS A WIFE, THINK BORAT IS STUPID, WANT WORLD PEACE TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET, CHUCK NORRIS WILL MAGICALLY COME BACK TO LIFE, BABIES WILL FINALLY SHUT UP, MEXICANS WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CROSS THE BORDER LEGALLY, Cockroaches will not survive nuclear wars; turtles will, Everyone will be shuffling, there will be immortal dogs, Siamese twins will be fake, there will be walrus-people, Africa will have advanced technology, the turtle nipple fairy will exist, Smurfs will be purple; and straight, manly men will have to wear tank tops at all times; and chi wah wahs, I, Kyle Malove, won’t smell like crap, Girls will all have Double D sized Bras, Doctors will have to wear sexy uniforms, obese people will be funny; finally, aids will be funny, pope jokes will be funny, LMFAO will be a clean band; and wear purity rings, walruses will have rings/ and purses, gay guys will be straight, normal guys will be normal, Borat will describe this with his retarded accent, dogs will befriend mice to destroy cats, cats will cross breed with tigers to create CATTIGERS, ninjas will take over Imagination Land; causing disaster and huge orgies, England will attack the imagination; but will get raped by man-bear-pig; Al Gore will once again; to try to nuke something, Asians will genetically make a breed of big penised Asians………that take over the world, genetically altered pigs kill the president, chia pets will accually be something people would like to have, people on youtube will instead of be racist but sexist in their videos to TRY to be funny, George Bush will take over the world, the usa will pay all of their debts and be even more poor than africa, shaquille o'niel will come out of retirement and will be the best basketball player alive and will be payed over 10 dollars per game, everybody will realise that osama didnt die and that his fake is lying on patrick star's rock in bikini bottom, i have too much free time to write all of this, they will continue to make twilight movies; even though we all know there has been enough of that crap
The Magic BananaEdit
Flub Nugget's experiments with the aspects of The Magic Banana were often secret. He would go into his basement and explore the many powers of it. His research would later prove vital to the creation of ?pedia's logo. After his death by a bomb, the Magic Banana floated through the infinite voids of outer space on the back of one of those rainbow-farting Nyan Cats. Until fifteen years after the death of Flub Nugget, it was discovered by the first bird in space and used to create a logo for a certain website. Flub Nugget's Experimentations and Discoveries on The Magic Banana are recorded in small excerpts here.
In a brief TV episode, Flub Nugget teamed up with Batman but killed him for Flub Nugget is not a side-kick. Although not listed in any textbook in the world it is said that Flub Nugget was the real winner of THE SUPREME ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR THE WORLD, not Chuck Norris. The current whereabouts of The Magical Banana are still to this day, unknown. Flub Nugget appeared in a brief cameo in the trailer of the new Godzilla movie and was shown battling Godzilla. After going into a frenzy while watching the newest episode of "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Flub Nugget subsided his rage with a watermelon and decided to run for president. He lost, ultimately, to George W. Bush. (What a shame).
Flub Nugget was a great man. He was a leading expert in Banana Physics and died young. We know not where his body lay now. But we do know it is not laying but floating among the stars. Literally. We do know this: The Death Star was powered by Flub Nugget's crinkled remains. After his death, an award was dedicated to him. This award is given only to those proved "wprthy". They are proved wprthy, not worthy, because people who are given the award are so awesomely awesome because of their wprthyness they cannot sit under the term worthy.