Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP.

To flog, you must:

  1. Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree.
  2. Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds.
  3. Pee on it sitting down.
  4. 4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia
  5. Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska.
  6. Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it.
  7. Throw them at your nearest Pope.

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